1. Les apéros
Wine is a recent arrival at French apéros.
Traditionally, apéritifs were pastis for monsieur, and kir for madame (white wine with crème de cassis).
Today, however, a glass of dry white or rosé is perfectly acceptable, although it might come with more than a dash of grapefruit juice in it.
Santé!
Read more: ‘Tchin tchin’, ‘santé’, eye contact: The rituals of French apéros
2. Les digestifs
Red wine is often paired with cheese, but at formal meals, once the fromage has been removed, the wine will disappear as well.
Dessert might be paired with a sweet wine, and you might thereafter appreciate a petit digestif, but the real wine will not come back until lunch tomorrow.
Tchin!
3. Le petit verre
Glasses should never be filled up.
Just a third of a glass is elegant, so the nez can be appreciated because, naturellement, you are not going to knock it back like a thirsty camel.
If the wine mysteriously evaporates, however, pourquoi pas a further soupçon?
A la votre!
4. Les faux pas
Do not chill red wine. Just don’t do it. Do not put it in the fridge, do not add ice cubes.
If you insist on committing this crime against the grape, at least confine yourself to abusing dry rosé and/or white wine drunk somewhere down south and preferably in la France profonde during les grandes vacances.
Trinquons!
Read more: Rosé wine guide - a tour through France’s pink wine producing regions
5. La fête
If you ever find yourself learning a French drinking song, particularly if the chorus involves lots of glouya, glouya, glouya, be resigned to not getting home until dawn.
You will almost certainly have a wooden gob and need much coffee.
Félicitations!
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