Political party for everyone

Those who find the current political scene in the UK depressing can take comfort in the range of options available – whatever your tendencies.

If you hate Jews you can join the Labour Party; if you detest Muslims, the Tories are for you; and if the very idea of encountering an alien culture fills you with rage and despair, you can turn to UKIP.

As someone once said: “It’s time for the carnival of the monsters.”

Steve Gelfer, Tarn