Five things they don't tell you about… gardens in France

1. Le Jardin

Gardens are considered private spaces, and protected from public view by tall dark green screens, a massive wall, or a hedge. The idea that you might spend time, energy and money cultivating a whole green space for the general enjoyment of passers-by and neighbours is unknown. Geraniums do that. 

Quand même!

2. L'entrée de la maison

A space outside the front door is not considered a front garden, and is most certainly not supposed to look welcoming or attractive to visitors. It is heavily fortified and designed to put off burglars. It may even feature a sign warning that guard dogs are on patrol.

Fais gaffe!

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3. L'art du jardin

Classic French gardens involve humans taming nature; cropping and pruning trees, shrubs, and flowers into pleasing geometric shapes and patterns. The bizarre cult of artfully producing vistas of willows weeping into lakes and pretending nature did it herself, is only seen in the jardin à l'anglaise. 

Très pittoresque!

4. Le potager

If you really must get your hands muddy, at least you should be able to eat the results! And if you insist on sitting on grass, you can reserve a small patch in your kitchen garden for the purpose. Particularly if you have the forethought to bring a few cold beers with you. 

Tchin! 

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5. La terrasse

More important than a garden is having an outdoor living space; a courtyard, a veranda or a terrace for le barbecue, la bouffe, and to receive les potes. After all, cooking, eating and entertaining are the priorities. What else do you want to do outdoors? 

Vous êtes les bienvenus!